Out military is launching a new operation in Iraq which they are calling “Operation Lighting Hammer”. Is a twelve year old in charge because these stupid titles sound juvenile to me. If the operation goes bust should we then call it operation “Hammer toe”, operation “now where did I leave that hammer?”. I wonder how these titles sound to the locals, some of whom are civilians killed in the cross fire. War is dead serious business and there is no place for silly descriptions of what we are trying to do. Why does there need to be grandiose names when everything we are trying to do is all part of the same effort. In any case, I of course feel the need to present some names for operations of my own.
Operation whoop ass.
Operation this is going to hurt you more than me.
Operation I wouldn’t want to be you right now.
Operation world a hurt.
Operation Ohh that’s going to leave a mark.
Operation say hello to my little friends Martin, Boeing & Grumman.
Operation Big bang.
Operation Uncle Sam Slam.
Operation Huff & puff.
Operation Alli Babba bye bye.
Operation Can you hear me now?
“Is a twelve year old in charge because these stupid titles sound juvenile to me.”
I would have gone with “Operation Thor’s Discharge”
Sound good?
I like it.
Operation Hammer anything makes me think of MC Hammer’s song…(operation) Cant touch this! Oooowweeeoooowweeeoooooo! Hammer time!