This year the Status of white people report is sponsored by: Angry white men, southwest chapter.
“Not everyone can be an angry white man but if you are angry and you are white, you have all it takes to join our organization.”
This report was not too difficult to compile since there are only three truly white people to report on. I am sad to say that Casper like a lot of former child stars is in rehab which is today’s mea culpa du jour. The Michelin man has been ordered by his doctor to cut back on those sales trips because he was getting really tired. Now this will come as a shock to some of you but the Pillsbury doe man died last year from a massive heart attack. I went to his wake and there were signs everywhere asking mourners to NOT poke Pillsbury in the belly, apparently he really hated that.
On a side note: I would have reported on Senators Obama and Clinton but they are brown and off white. As for me I wish the jungle was a splotchy pinkish beige color; for then I could be the prince of tigers, staking my prey in complete camouflage. It seems that Hillary may be just the right kind of black to some people while Obama comes with so much non-African American baggage he may have to sit at the back of the bus. I think we should elect our leaders by applying all kinds of preconceived crap instead of thinking about their positions on issues.
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I know diets can be hard. That is why I am trying to make a liufestyle change. Changing every aspect of my life, not just how I eat. I think diets never worked for me before, because no matter how much weight I lost I was always still the same undisciplined person I had been before.